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The Net's latest fashion: Imitating older media. Today's edition: The Radio.

"Hello kids.. er.. well.. you aren't kids, I know, but.. <cough>.. eh.. I don't know how else to call you, okay so I'm going to do a radio programme... Of course I do not know what to say but.. this shouldn't be so hard, finding a topic that is. <cough> So <cough> I want to talk about recording radio programmes. You know this is my first <cough> time to record.. that I record such a thing and <cough> my thoughts are mainly about radio programmes as you can understand. <cough> I was very.. very anxious <cough> because I don't know if my English is good enough.. I mean my written Eng... err, spoken Eng-lish. You know, I learned that at school.. like all young people from my country.. and the countries <cough> like my country... Well, I'm not too sure if you'll understand <cough> me but.. it doesn't matter, well, I mean it's your choice if you listen to this waste <cough> of bandwidth <cough>... Damn I shouldn't have said that but.... radio is stupid, you can't re-edit what you recorded... Damn I should've <cough> thought about what I should say but.. thinking is hard.. Anyway my radio operator said it's best to talk spontaneously... radio is good for spontaneous stuff... OK gays, errrr <cough> guys, damn that pronunciation! Well, I should be getting to the actual matter.. but.. you know I don't know what it is. Too bad that unlike Makke I don't have a room-mate who can talk about wanking and make all that funny sounds... <cough> errr I mean those funny sounds. And unlike Clary I don't have that <cough> just too funny French accent. Anyway I don't want to bore you <cough> and I'm already talking about, eh for six minutes or so and <cough> I think I've already said what I wanted to say so... farewell guys, see you next week... or should I say, hear you next week.. or be heard.. no, only me is heard... anyway, this sucks, and my <cough> micro<coug>hone sucks too, really wondering how many coughs <cough> you'll hear. Damn shit, the quiz show on TV has already started... must not miss it... Damn radio! Bye!"

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Mohammed Napoleon of The Afghanistan Posse and Dragon int'l staff

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