el afghano

issue 4.5, feb2k1


Men to be proud of

Today's volume is about Joseph "Joschka" Fischer.

Joschka Fischer is famous for his skills at streetfighting and building Molotov cocktails. He was born somewhere in Europe some decades ago. First he went to highschool, but he realized it was not suitable for his intellect and therefore dropped out. He then spent most of its time in the streets where he gained the skills for which he is now admired. For his great achievements he was promoted to the Foreign Secretary of Germany in 1998. We also want to express our compassion. Taliban greets you, friend.

ARTURO UI of The Afghanistan Posse



Joschka in action
Joschka in action


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