Drugs for World Power

You may think that Afghanistan is a poor country in Central Asia that suffers from a long civil war and an inhumane régime of Islamic fundamentalists. Well, you are not quite wrong, but you are wrong if you conclude that Afghanistan is not a powerful country. In fact Afghanistan is very powerful. It is already a kind of local power and it may expand to the status of a world power if the current development continues.

The reason is that Afghanistan is the world's leading producer of Opium. Opium is Afghanistan's most important luxury resource and also one important weapon. Afghanistan exports opium especially to the surrounding countries in Central Asia, but also to Europe, and it is responsible for a massive increase in the number of addicts. For example, in Iran there used to be 100,000 Heroin addicts five years ago. Now it is one million. But that's a pretty small number compared to Pakistan, where Afghans have contibuted to making 3 million people addicted. And in China there are already 6 million addicts. This is not much as China has 1.4 billion inhabitants, but the number of addicts is constantly growing.

If we manage to get a considerable percentage of the population of a country addicted, we virtually get to rule this country: the people become dependent on our production. This is a good economic advantage for us, as we will be able to gradually increase the prices. And if we have a row with a country, we will simply stop exporting drugs to it - the people will become mad because they are lacking neurotransmitters, thus the economy of the country will no longer work, and they will have to beg us that we resume exporting our good medicine.

It is especially important to take China over in this way, as China is one of the leading countries in the world. If Afghanistan takes over China, Afghanistan will replace it in its function as world power. We also need to rule Pakistan, for this country is also too powerful at the moment.

We promise that after taking over China and Pakistan we will install a democratic system there and sign a treaty with the US, Russia, and India that will oblige all parties to destroy all their nuclear weapons.

How you can support us:

• See to it that drugs - especially opiates - remain illegal in your country. This allows us to demand higher prices for them than if they were legal. The higher the prices, the better our financial situation, and the more effectively can we act.

• Don't take drugs yourself. We need allies in every country that can clearly think. For this reason it is important that our loyal friends keep away from opiates, cannabis, nicotine and alcohol.

• Leave everything else to the Afghans. Don't try to establish a drug-dealer circle or something like that, it's dangerous, and Afghanistan already has enough transport routes anyway.

Afghanbashi of The Afghanistan Posse

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