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^0TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Win95 Code

^0/*
^0                        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
^0                        Project: Win95(tm)
^0*/

^0#include "stdio.h"
^0#include "dos.h"
^0#include "conio.h"
^0#include "win31.h"
^0#include "evenmore.h"
^0#include "oldstuff.h"
^0#include "billrulz.h"

^0/*

^0  Reference:

^0  Internal memo #99281-95 from:

^0                        William H. Gates III

^0                            to:

^0                        Executive managers Win95(tm)-project

^0  William H. Gates III wrote:

^0  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
^0  It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
^0  _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.

^0                                                Carry on,

^0                                                        Bill
^0  "
^0*/

^0#define INSTALL = HARD

^0void main()
^0{
^0        while(!CRASHED)
^0        {
^0                display_copyright_message();
^0                display_bill_rules_message();
^0                do_nothing_loop();
                
^0                if(first_time_installation)
^0                {
^0                        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
^0                        do_nothing_loop();
^0                        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
^0                        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
^0                        hang_system();
^0                }

^0                write_something(anything);
^0                display_copyright_message();
^0                do_nothing_loop();
^0                do_some_stuff();

^0                if(still_not_crashed)
^0                {
^0                        display_copyright_message();
^0                        do_nothing_loop();
^0                        basically_run_windows_3.1();
^0                        do_nothing_loop();
^0                        do_nothing_loop();
^0                }
^0        }

^0/*

^0  Reference:

^0  Internal memo #99683-95 from:

^0                        Executive managers Win95(tm)-project

^0                            to:

^0                        William H. Gates III

^0  Executive managers Win95(tm)-project wrote:

^0  "Dear Sir,

^0  Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
^0  will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
^0  This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!

^0                        Thank you for listening to us,

^0                            the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
^0  "
^0*/

^0/*
^0        if(still_not_crashed)
^0        {
^0                write_cheer();
^0                finished();
^0        }
^0*/

^0        create_general_protection_fault();
^0}