subj: stupid comment #3area: Gothic Rockdate: 12/10/95
 from: LA VACAnote: Very cool boy..time: 5:34pm
 - to: Venusstat: [Normal]rep: 1msg#: 2/6

(I still can't quote messages because I am as computer iliterate as much as my
handwriting is hyroglyphics) .. Everyone knowing about anyhting is propably not
much but ANYONE knows Everything. It's true. Just pick a person at random and
ask them if they know everything and if soemone replies no, check the system,
reboot and retry. If problems continue, bleach may be needed for whiter whites
and blackest blacks. If all else fails, go to your local doomsday machine
dealer and lease to own a weapon of the apocalypse. Deposit 60 cents in exact
change.  If you do not HAVE exact change, go to your nearest leather goods
store and buy the smallest size corset they have. pay with a LARGE bill. Fates
incurring with random possibility, it has been preordained you will get 60 cents
entirely in pennies and therefore useless to you. As you walk out of the store
thinking that you may have lost a large bill, but you gained a son.. i mean, a
corset.. you will bump into a man holding a large bag of stuffed animals. Ask
him for some change. He will give it to you. it will be exactly 75 cents, (6
dimes and a quarter) return to the doomsday machine and deposit the change. If
you HAVE 60 cents in change when you are first required to deposit it,
something is wrong, reboot the system and try using the bleach method. back to
the few, the proud, the confused: there you are, are you satisfied? You're
wearing a painfully tight leather corset, holding a stack of pennies and a
quarter while standing in front of a now active doomsday machine! I have lost
my train of thought.. wait about five minutes, Somehting big should happen.
Look around you, find the first person you see (It can be ANYone, since that
proves the analogy... ) no, ask them if they know everything. If they say yes,
ha! HA! I was right. If they say no, reboot, try again... maybe the bleech will
work this time, i dunno. thank you and goodnight!

La Vaca