OFFiCiAL LoSeR Registration FoRM ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ-ÄÄ- So, you think you're a loser, huh? you think you suck! you think you are the scum of the earth. You think you have what it takes to be official. well, read on... (if you can.. otherwise, find a literate friend to read it to you) ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Name: address: state: area code: home phone: bbs name/phone: online handle: sexual preference: favorite color: meaning of life: meaning of death: yes: no: answer: A: B: C: D: E: on scale of 1 to 10, i would rate: 1. the mall: 2. bbses: 3. the scene: 4. cheese: 5. pizza: 6. kurdtis: 7. poetry: 8. propaganda: 9. annoying purple dinos: 10.cake: Check all that apply 1. you don't have a girl/boyfriend. ___ 2. you've never had a girl/boyfriend. ___ 3. you can't get good grades. ___ 4. your grades are too good. ___ 5. your idea of fulfilling sex is a "quickie" in irc channel #small_tits.___ 6. you went to a dance with your mom. ___ 7. you can recite multiple episodes of sesame street. ___ 8. you don't change your pants often. ___ 9. your ass is fat. ___ 10. you love your government. ___ 11. you are oppressed by your government. ___ 12. your govt. loves you. ___ 13. you love your school. ___ 14. you love your job. ___ 15. you have been called a loser ___ 16. you look to your fish for support. ___ 17. use alcohol or other drugs heavily. ___ 18. spend your weekends with your family. ___ 19. you have no money. ___ 20. you have more "modem friends" than real friends. ___ 21. you have the $5 registration fee. ___ Ú ÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÙ NOW FILL UP AS MUCH SPACE AS YOU CAN WRITING A FREEFORM ESSAY ON WHY YOU SHOULD BE AN "™FFiCiAL" LoSeR. -Ä--Note-Ä-- DO NOT TYPE THE SAME LETTER OVER AND OVER ie. IIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! that is unacceptable..... and stuff.... ÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- I, ___________, Do hereby solemnly swear, that all information entered is true. and i further verify that i suck. i also understand that any information i have entered will NOT be seen by more than a few people outside of the club. I have enclosed $5.00 registration fee and will be sent an official loser keychain. signed, (in high ascii) ............................................................................... (‡)1996 €Häî‰Z Productions iNC. void where prohibited. not the beatles. mail to: CHEEEZ iNC. 4652 latimer ct. kennesaw, GA 30144 -=]!NoTE![=- please specify what name you want your personalized keychain to bear.. if none are specified, we will use your "online handle". donations above $5 are graciously accepted, and will result in your name being published in our next newsletter. ..............................................................................