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FNORP, or how i learned to shut up or stop buying plastic eating utinsels 
and toasters.

It was a toaster. jfk is dead in the streets, or is he? Bill clinton- former 
faith healer turned President.. So yesterday was a day for rebels who did 
antisocial stuff and for every rebelious generation, the next one gets more 
over blown so they can rebel against former rebellers. You following this? 
Are you followin' me? You are? Get away, I have a GUN!!  Any wayz, Toasters. 
They are actually observationals. 

Who am I kidding?  A toaster is simply the next big culturally "cool"
item. just watch. Popular people will go insane and begin to worship toasters. 
Well, next thing you know, everyone is doing it.

THe pHable of Phil 
Phil bought a toaster. He fell for the cultural icons and he became cool. 
But he LIKED the whole "toaster" fad too much and wouldn't let go of it after 
the "fad" ended.. voila! Phil become untrendy, as if he were still wearing 
trendy 80's garb and becomes ostrasized. He realizes his untrendiness has 
left him no longer a part of this world, so he kills himself and an entire 
school full of "cool" and trendy teens.

The moral of this fable is: If they start to popularize toasters, stay away 
from school.  (don't buy into fads, they suck.)